Welcome to the rest of your life. A better life. One where you nimbly sidestep mistakes as you navigate a tough job market. A better resume, better interview performance--success so blindingly frightening you'll return to this blog and wish it never existed in the first place.
My recruiter friends and I see stupid shit all the time and it drives us up the wall. Be smart and cool like us and learn from the mistakes of others. And by "learn from the mistakes of others" we mean "make fun of other people in every possible way in the pursuit of a brief second of amusement." You're not going to get ruthless, withering critiques from a boring ass career book at Borders. Here, you will.
Seriously you guys, this is important shit so straighten your tie and/or blouse and pay attention. And for the love of Christ, quit fucking up so bad!
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