From a resume I came across this morning:
EXPERIENCE SUMMARY
Have 4.3 Years of extensive experience in Information Technology
You have 4.3 years of experience do you? 4.3? What the hell? We break down years by months, not decimals. Unfortunately for you, life consists of more than just figures you robotic fuck.
I'm trying to understand what amount of time 4.3 years would be. The best I can determine is that 30% of a year's time would occur 3.6 months into the year. So just over halfway through April.
It's upsetting I took the time to even figure that out. It's also upsetting that you're alive.
About Me
- dannytribe19
- Danny is a writer for Someecards.com and when not avoiding doing stand up does stand up at clubs around New York. He has performed stand up or some shadow of it at Atlanta's Punchline and New York's Gotham Comedy Club and Broadway Comedy Club. You can even dust off an old video of his debut performance at: http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=16AaoBFMUww He also has photographs of himself that other people took and posted on Facebook. He has no idea how to convert those over to this blog. Oh wait. There we go.
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