Hey you little shitmonkey. You got lucky. I, the recruiter, was nice enough to send you an email asking you a short, simple question to see if you were worth interviewing. All you had to do was ANSWER THE FUCKING EMAIL. Just answer it. Is the commute too far for you? Yes or no.
Seemed simple, didn't it? Not for you, though. You received an email from a recruiter and got ALL EXCITED. You saw my work number and decided to call me and leave a voicemail requesting I call you back as soon as possible. But guess what you didn't do? The one fucking thing I asked! Yes or no. Answer the goddamn question!
You didn't answer my question but, really, you kind of did. Because behind my seemingly simple query was another, more important question: Do you have the ability to follow simple instructions? To give potential colleagues information they need? To get to the fucking point?
Turns out you don't. What you do have is an ability to not listen, overreact, and be pushy. Thanks for the voicemail though. I had a great time deleting it. Also, just for the record--I hate you. Thanks.
Until next time everyone!
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